best-of-funny:

X

kenfucky:

opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping

benedictbandersnatch:

On bug planet, we don’t say “I love you”; we say “ip op ork ahah” which roughly translates to “I want to rip off your head and have my larvae devour your body.” I think that’s beautiful.

alphamccall:

[awakens from slumber, staggers out of cave, shouts] TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF

sopranish:

flying-shark-activate:

I never understood this reference until i looked “girls” up 

so is Crowley saying that Sam should be his bff and love him? 

Pretty much.

plutonis:

buttcramps:

*slips $3.58 into your shirt pocket* like my selfie *winks*

*slips $3.98 into your pants pocket* Buy my thneed. *wink*

kenway:

last quarter of the school year more like

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck